Monday, May 17, 2010

Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

(Thanks Barbie)

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


Tomorrow tracking class will going to Gunung Tebu after Asar at five evening. I hope we all would be able to climb Gunung Tebu so that get see ALLAH creation and get ALLAH willingness and getting good result in final exam... If we failed to climb Gunung Tebu we have to repeat in semester four so prayer for all of us, easy and success to climb Gunung Tebu.

In evening just now my mother call me and tell that girl who study at private college in Kota Bhatu raped during she having a bath in hostel.The girl parent claimed that college as much as five million. And another case, thirteen-year-old child' also raped and child' father are police also in Kota Bharu... Actually not everything my mother tell me I can remember, but just important idea I remember he... he... he.... That most important advice from my mother was do not go out if don't have anything important thing and do not go out if I don't have any friend...

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Online Forum ( Posted by Hairul Sa'unah Bt Kassim on March 7, 2010 at 12:05pm in General Announcements & Discussions & Correction by Izudex)

Our prophet has decreed that that : "10 people his prayers do not fly by Allah SWT, about :

1. A Man who work prayers alone without read through something such as zikir.

2. A man who work prayers but does not fulfill zakat.

3. A man who became 'Imam' but people who follow him hate him.

4. A man who always amuse or enjoys

5. Man who drink a booze but never want to leave it (Repentance).

6. A woman scolded by her husband.

7. A women who work prayers but does not wear scarf.

8. Arrogant imam or leader and a cruel abuse.

9. People who love usury.

10. People who work prayer but his prayer do not able to hold him from doing something ignored and sinful.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010


April Fool 's day is which days celebrated every 1 April in most countries. Today greeted with disturbance or joke on friend, enemy, neighbour, and other people in order to bantered or shame them.

Weakness of our racial identity blighter to look West, cause me disability to comment about April Fool 's culture. No need to debate it historical background, which right, which wrong. Even the description of April Fool 's history is fool.

Clear it fool!

Expressible in Nabi SAW decree:

“You will follow people act before you, distance for distance, cubit for cubit until if those enter iguana ' hole (dhab) certainly you will follow them. Friend of Rasulullah ask: Do they the Jewry and Christian, dear Rasulullah SAW decree: Yeah, who else if not they?” - [Hadis riwayat al-Bukhari dan Muslim]

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Mothers day - inspiring story about mother

( an inspiring motivational story )

A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.
He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother.
But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."
The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose."
He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers.
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home.
She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother."
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.
The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.

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